Fake Album Review: Safety Last

It was a sunny morning when flight 419 went down in flames. There were no casualties, despite the massive property damage caused to the airport. It was a miracle really, considering that the pilot was able to avoid the terminal while flying upside down. The unintended barrel roll sealed their fate, most likely. Had they not attempted it, they might have not had to swerve while flying past the control tower. Really, if there is anyone to blame, it is the seven year old passenger that dared the pilot to do a “Top Gun”.

But that didn’t stop the airline from firing the entire plane’s crew. Now stranded in a small town in Kansas, unemployed and nothing to do, the pilots and flight attendants formed a heavy metal band. An appropriately named heavy metal band at that.


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